C / F / C / F
C
If I were on a game show
F
I wouldn't win a bag of bones
C
Cause I'm no Alexander the Pope
F C
Can't tell a waltz from a tango
F C
I don't know anything, anything
F
I don't know anything, anything
C / F / C / F
C
If I were on a game show,
F
All I'd win is a pie of crow
C
Cause I'm no Kickero (Cicero) da Rome
F C
Can't tell an ass from an elbow
F C
I don't know anything, anything
F G
I don't know anything, any single thing
G
But I'm trying, I'm trying
I'm trying, I'm trying
C
And now I'm on my knees
Begging you, begging you please
F
I don't know anything, anything
(Repeat x3)
